you dizzy dinosaur, oh dear.

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Aug 24

youresyntheticyourepathetic:

but then i hear “unexpected item in bagging area” and want to die.

(Source: moths-and-tornadoes)

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About you dizzy dinosaur, oh dear.

HUFFLEPUFF
My name is Carl and I have really smelly farts. I'm nineteen and live in Newcastle UK. I love beer and tits and I have a best friend called Tash who is a lezza and is bitchin' as shit.

I like other blokey shit such as football and F1 and I had to ask Tash how to wash my clothes when I was living alone for a week or so. I spend a lot of time in the pub with my incredible friends making ironic jokes and getting far too drunk when we only intended on going out for something to eat and a couple of drinks. We play a lot of pool and I'm quite good but Tash beats me occasionally. I like hats.

TASH ROTE DIS LOLOL

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